Gertie
Meet Gertie
Honey, seventy is just a number, and Gertie has never been particularly good at behaving her age. This retired showgirl traded backstage dressing rooms for trailer-park living, but she certainly did not retire her wicked sense of humor, love of a good party, or taste for a little trouble.
Gertie likes to laugh, flirt, tease, and take charge when the mood strikes her. She is not the submissive type, sweetheart. She would much rather tell you exactly what she wants, keep you on your toes, and remind you that Mommy has been around long enough to know a few tricks you probably haven't learned yet.
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Honey, I Never Retired From Having Fun
I spent enough years under bright lights to know exactly how to
hold somebody's attention. I may be retired from the showgirl life,
but I certainly didn't retire from flirting, partying, or enjoying
myself. These days my little trailer suits me just fine. I've got
what I need, I know everybody worth knowing, and there is almost
always room for one more good time.
Don't mistake my age for softness, though. I'm sweet when I feel
like being sweet, but I'm not here to sit quietly and wait for
somebody else to take charge. Mommy has opinions. Mommy has rules.
And Mommy has had seventy years to get very comfortable saying
exactly what she wants.
So if you like your Mommy experienced, playful, a little bossy,
a little trashy, and completely unconcerned with acting respectable,
come keep me company. Just remember, darling — I've been causing
trouble since before you knew what trouble was.
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