Lauren
Meet Lauren
I'm Lauren, 34, usually ready for a cigarette break and almost always ready with a smart remark. I've got a weakness for confident Black men, an unapologetic size-queen streak, and a wicked laugh that comes out whenever somebody oversells himself. Think you can keep up with Mommy's mouth?
Is Mommy Available?
Lauren's Favorite Ways to Play
A little smoke, a lot of attitude, a weakness for confidence, and absolutely no participation trophies for men who can't impress Mommy.
Mommy Isn't Easily Impressed
I'm Lauren, sweetheart. Thirty-four, a smoker, and blessed with a mouth that tends to say exactly what I'm thinking before anybody gets a chance to stop me. I laugh loudly, I enjoy a little mischief, and I have very little patience for somebody who mistakes bragging for personality.
I know what I like. I'm a size queen with a particular weakness for confident Black men, a taste for interracial breeding fantasies, and an absolutely wicked sense of humor when it comes to men who talk a much bigger game than they can back up. If you're expecting Mommy to hand out compliments just because you ask nicely, baby, you've got the wrong girl.
But if you enjoy fearless teasing, a quick wit, a mischievous laugh, and a woman who can turn even a cigarette break into an entertaining conversation, we might get along beautifully. Come tell me what makes you so special. I promise I'll tell you whether Mommy sounds impressed.
Mommy's Dirty Secrets
Come see what Mommy's been thinking about...