Lynsey

I'm Lynsey, and I've already done the marriage thing, survived the divorce thing, and learned exactly how much nonsense I'm willing to tolerate. The answer, sweetheart, is not very much. These days I prefer a glass of wine, bare feet, a comfortable porch and people who know how to keep me entertained.

I'm a little spoiled, a little opinionated and completely comfortable liking things the way I like them. I've got my crystals, my home remedies, my meditation and my own way of doing things. I appreciate tradition, common sense and somebody who can handle a woman who doesn't need everyone agreeing with her. Protecting my peace is important to me, although sometimes protecting my peace means telling somebody to shut the hell up.

But come sit beside me and tell me a secret? Now you've got my attention. I love hearing what people aren't supposed to say out loud. Tell Mommy who's driving you crazy, what you've been fantasizing about, or exactly what you wish that hot woman down the street would do with you. I've probably heard worse, baby. And if I haven't, even better.